mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

creepypasta

homealonethree:

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

surmounts:

britneysbaldhead:

"tell the class a little about yourself"

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laughinacorner:

party-wok:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

I’ve been staring at this for a long time and I keep getting angrier and just think about how great it would be if someone would have run up and smashed him in the face with a bat.

Oh hey, I was there! Not sitting down, but standing conveniently behind the cops. 
I’d like to add a few things:
In the wake of the aftermath of this, Pike also recieved 8 months of paid time off
Officer Pike used Red Band Spray (the Amazon comments are gold)
He felt “threatened” because 300 kids with books ended up surrounding about 40 cops in riot gear.
UCDPD just recieved an MRAPv (Mine Resistant Amubush Protected vehicle) through the governments 1033 Program
Still, I’m a proud alumni. Go Aggies!

laughinacorner:

party-wok:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

I’ve been staring at this for a long time and I keep getting angrier and just think about how great it would be if someone would have run up and smashed him in the face with a bat.

Oh hey, I was there! Not sitting down, but standing conveniently behind the cops. 

I’d like to add a few things:

  1. In the wake of the aftermath of this, Pike also recieved 8 months of paid time off
  2. Officer Pike used Red Band Spray (the Amazon comments are gold)
  3. He felt “threatened” because 300 kids with books ended up surrounding about 40 cops in riot gear.
  4. UCDPD just recieved an MRAPv (Mine Resistant Amubush Protected vehicle) through the governments 1033 Program

Still, I’m a proud alumni. Go Aggies!

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

sunrayyellowhalo:

eurotrottest:

l-ive-a-litt-le:

Straight up.

"dick is abundant and low value"

BOOM

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl